nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

(via ruinedchildhood)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
i love you.

if the feeling isn’t mutual, please pretend this is a poem.

-by broadens (via broadens)

(via scared-child)

camsfarts:

College students
lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”
enterthewu-tang:

disimba:

me

Lmao
cruelings:

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